We, the people of District Cannabis, believe.
That smoking weed isn’t an act of defiance.
It’s an act of patriotism.
Every bowl you blaze flexes the muscle of democracy.
And reminds us that freedom isn’t handed down, it’s lit, and passed to the left.
Today, we celebrate our freedoms.
As stoners.
As humans with lungs and liberty.
So let’s enjoy our rights:
to wake and bake.
The right to roll deep and roll fat.
And most importantly, the right to put whatever the hell you want in your own body.
Because it’s yours. Not theirs.
So as the fireworks burst overhead…
We blaze below.
Wielding our pre-roll as a beacon of hope.
Like Lady Liberty herself.
Screaming proudly….. Yes We Cannabis.
This is the celebration of our country.
And we celebrate it the best way we know how,
A phat joint and some watery potato salad.
Because what’s more American than that
WEED THE PEOPLE
