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The Highest Culture Things to Do in DC While High
Weed doesn’t just make stuff funny. It enhances sensory experiences. THC affects the part of your brain that handles sensory input and reward. It changes…
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Dry‑Ish January: A Weed Guide to Sorta‑Sobriety
January rolls around and suddenly everyone’s eating yoga for breakfast, injecting green smoothies into their veins, and running sixty miles a day. It’s annoying. Dry…
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Beat Krampus with the DMV’s Best Cannabis
If Santa and Satan Had a Baby We want to talk about something ultra holiday-cheerful: Krampus, Santa’s alter ego, the semi-satanic monster lurking in Central…
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Chanuka: The Festival of Lighting Up
The Chchchchanuka Miracle It’s almost Chanuka––the holiday that Jewish people celebrate around Christmas time. (The “ch” makes a guttural throat sound kind of like a…
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Union Market(NOMA) Just Scored a Michelin Star for Stoners
Union Market just hit a new high — and not just because we showed up with a joint in one hand and a burrata‑stuffed pita…
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Dab Your Way through December
Holidays = Hard Family dynamic pressure cookers, cookie exchanges, non-optional office parties, ugly sweaters, year-end deadlines, infinity-long airport lines, cold weather, the pressure to maximally…
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The Great Turkey Pardon Debate: A Primer on America’s Single Most Pressing Issue
Don’t let anyone tell you Thanksgiving is just about gratitude. What Thanksgiving is truly about is getting stoned, getting the munchies, and then getting into…
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High Leaf Peeping — A Fall Foliage Field Guide for the DMV Stoner
Fall foliage in the DMV isn’t just a seasonal spectacle—it’s a short-term psychedelic trip courtesy of Mother Nature. From Rock Creek Park to Shenandoah’s Skyline…
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World Kindness Day
World Kindness Day — Nov 13 — Suggestions of nice things to do for people while they’re high. The Green Guide to World Kindness Day…
