Mom Needs More than a Once-Yearly Carnation

We can all get behind the fact that moms do way too much work and deserve a holiday. Bare minimum one – it really should be Mother’s Month. Maybe let’s all give that a try this year. But the irony behind the holiday? The woman who invented Mother’s Day, Anna Jarvis, literally spent the rest of her life trying to cancel it.

No, seriously. She was like, “hey maybe we just…appreciate our moms?” and then immediately got outflanked by Big Flower and the greeting card industrial complex.

She created this wholesome, emotionally grounded holiday, just vibes, gratitude, cooking a meal for mom, and then suddenly it’s: $9 cards that say “ur the best ❤️”, panic-buying carnations, brunch reservations with a 2-hour wait and mild extreme family tension.

The real Mother’s Day was always about peace, rest, and being seen. The holiday got co-opted. So did the narrative around what moms actually deserve.

Care Over Consumption

Anna Jarvis wanted mothers to be actually seen and cared for, not celebrated performatively. The reason she was so angry about commercialization is that it replaced genuine care with consumption. A card and flowers don’t address what moms actually need.

And what is that? Real relief.

We’re a cannabis company so yeah, you know our stance on the definition of “real relief”. Potty training accidents, school pickup traffic, a partner who “didn’t see the dishes” – sometimes it takes more than a bath bomb to take the edge off.

So sure, when you’re thinking of ways to celebrate mom, you can buy her weed. We bet she won’t complain about a Gelato Cake Quickie to help deal with your sh•t seven days a week. Or a bath soak that actually contains something known to bring the vibes up and the stress down.

But we also think you can do better. Way better.

Moms Want a Break Not Just Buds

Let’s start with a whole month of doing the dishes. Hate it? Good, now you get it. And if you need a mom hack, do them stoned – it’s basically just a bubble bath for your hands.

Breakfast in bed is the baseline. And the crumbs you daily leave on the counter that disappear on their own? That’s not magic, that’s mom. Try the broom for a month. Then keep going.

Another mom superpower nobody talks about: cooking and cleaning simultaneously. Sounds impossible because it basically is. Give it a go, and yes, you’re allowed to do it classic mom style: spatula in one hand, discreet mini-vape in the other.

So here’s the challenge: every act of invisible labor that mom pulls off daily, take it on yourself. Then you can reward yourself with a spliff for good measure.

OK… Buds Don’t Hurt.

Sorry Anna Jarvis but we are a weed company after all. Show up with the big love, put in the acts of service, and make the whole thing a little smoother with a little mother’s helper. The 2026 wellness edition, that is – just ask the ‘cannamoms’. 

Since you asked, we do have some Mother’s Day specials. 

Nothing says “I love you mom” like family bonding over brunch and mom’s favorite flower (and no, it’s definitely not a carnation). Skip straight to the good stuff: take 15% off pre-rolls and pre-ground flower. More of a vape mom? We’ve got her covered. Keep the relaxation going till next Mother’s Day with fire discounts on our DomPen AIO Vapes. 

So whether this year it’s flower, flowers, or both, we’re begging you to step it up with more than just the bare-miniumum bouquet. The bar is on the floor. This year, clear it. 

And yes, we give you full permission to do while this stoned, just as long as mom is part of the rotation.

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