Dads do things. A lot of things. They coach teams, build science fair projects, fix whatever’s broken, and yeah—despite what the sitcoms say—they change diapers, too.
But when Father’s Day rolls around, what do they get? Usually a cheap tie and a mug.
The Gifting Gap Is Real
Families spend $10 billion less on Father’s Day than on Mother’s Day. (Source)
Read that again.
Ten. Billion. Less.
At District Cannabis, we think it’s time to close the Father’s Day Gifting Gap. And we’re doing it the only way we know how: with weed.
DIY Gifting for Dads
To the dads reading this: if you want a gift that you deserve, you might have to take matters into your own hands, especially if your family has a sketchy track record.
To Everyone Else: Let’s Raise The Bar With Bud.
If you’re a wife, a child, a partner, or anyone shopping for a dad—it’s time to step up your game.
Let’s close the nearly $10 billion Father’s Day gifting gap with the only thing he might love as much as you: cannabis.
What Kind of Weed Does Your Dad Deserve?
It depends on what kind of dad he is:
Working 50 hours a week at a job he hates, for kids who drive him nuts?
Get him an Indica. He’s earned the right to melt into the couch with a joint in one hand and the remote in the other—ideally on an island far from anyone asking for snacks.
Is he the “tinkering in the garage” type?
Whether he’s actually building something or just hiding out listening to podcasts with a pre-roll, a good Sativa will keep the ideas (or excuses) flowing like he’s about to invent time travel.
Old-school dad who still calls it “wacky tobacky”?
Just hand him any District Cannabis strain, cue up some Zeppelin, and watch him nod approvingly while pretending to clean the grill.
Surprise Dad With a New Buzz
If he’s cannabis-curious, this is the perfect chance to introduce him to something new.
A top-shelf pre-roll. A few low-dose gummies. A night to hang out, catch up, and realize cannabis isn’t what he thought—it’s better.
Check out our curated Father’s Day picks:
Let’s Close the Gap—With Weed
This year, skip the tie. Skip the mug
Go with the nug.
Because better weed = better dads.
(Okay, maybe not legally. But it doesn’t hurt.)
Weed the People
