Before you start worrying about gifts for everyone else, let’s get your stash ready to go. Holidays are hard for many people, whether it’s your family, your in-laws, or your looming Black Friday retail shift, and it can be hard to medicate as you normally would if you don’t want to show up to Grandma’s smelling like dank. Never fear, I have compiled a comprehensive list of discrete products to get you through the holidays feeling stress-free without being over-medicated, and all of them are available for sale at our flagship dispensary located near Union Market in DC.
Concentrates:
With the advancements in modern dab rig technology, dabs no longer carry the shackles of a big glass rig and torch that made them an almost exclusively homebound form of consumption. I’ve got two easy to use, on-the-go, dab tools.
On the inexpensive end of the spectrum, ($10), we have the connectar from our friends at Stache. The connectar screws on to a 510 battery, creating a portable nectar collector. PSA, the battery needs to have a button to work.
As far as products go, Jack Herer Sugar is a great, mood boosting daytime strain to keep you going through the whole day. If sativas aren’t your vibe, the Banana Acai Mints Shatter is relaxing without being sedating and provides some much-needed stress relief.
Disposables:
Disposables are an incredibly easy and convenient way to medicate; no equipment necessary, and given they’re made with distillate oil, there won’t be any weed smell left behind in the bathroom. We’ve got a bunch of fruity flavors that taste so good you can pretend you’re on a tropical island.
Carts:
Cartridges are god’s gift to covert consuming, just don’t forget to charge your battery the night before! If you want to feel more of the plant’s benefits than distillate provides, cured resin carts are a great option.
The Khalifa Kush Sauce Cart was a no brainer here, this strain just puts you in a good mood, lightly relaxing and majorly mood boosting.
Just look how happy Wiz is, this could be you, too.
Edibles:
Final category is edibles for all my non-smoking friends. Edibles are super discrete, just always monitor your dosing as you can always take more but you can’t take less.
We recently dropped a 2:1:1 Yuzu troche with 5mg THC, 2.5mg CBD, 2.5mg CBG that provides stress and anxiety relief with mild, mood-boosting effects. CBG’s a great asset to wield against social anxiety and its frequent companion, anxiety stomach, because it provides mental relief as well as gastrointestinal relief. Don’t spend another Thanksgiving too nauseous to eat, try CBG this year.
Tinctures are a great option as well, they’ve got a quick 15-20 min onset if dropped under the tongue or can mix into your favorite beverage, hot or cold and are accessible to those with food-allergies or sugar sensitivities. We have a variety of CBD:THC ratios ranging from 1:1 to 20:1 so you can fine tune the amount of relief and psychoactive effects that you desire.
